‘My bum!’ 18/6/13

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

consulting-meerkat:

sherlocked-ravenclaw-companion:

outofthecavern:

I can’t decide which is more awesome, that Peter Pan is taunting Darth Vader, or that the stormtroopers are wearing Mickey Mouse hats.

I think we’re forgetting that Darth Vader has a balloon.

DISNEYLAND.

tomlinspank:

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Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal.

tonistonum:

hey hey i made a summer follow forever since its summer ya’know. if you’re on this i love you dearly and you make my dash very very beautiful okkk !! ox stay swaggy

a-c

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m-o

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p-r

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